Anonymous asked: my milk shakes brings all the boys to the yard

Congratulations! 👏🙇

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jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

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im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends

Lisa Zemo?

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raeosunshine:

I signed a year-long lease )8

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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

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THE FAULT IN OUR STARS

I finished The Fault in Our Stars and all I can say is that it was fantastic. Wait no that’s not all. You know how I know this book is fantastic? I got a stomachache when I finished it. I got a stomachache because I was sad it was over, but excited it was finished and I was worried because I don’t get to finish reading all about Hazels life. This book exceeded expectations. I was so scared I wasn’t going to like it because everyone talked it up so much but it did not disappoint. I laughed I cried and I felt actual emotion again. All I’ve been reading lately are the books assigned in my English class and they are boring. I felt nothing but fatigue as I read but with Fault in Our Stars it made me forget how tired I was because I had to keep reading. I did no homework this week because I was reading. Well in conclusion I highly recommend this book if you want a reminder of why you used to love reading!

beefycurtains:

me draggin your ass 

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